hey there,
for the past three years or so, i've been writing email copy (and the occasional designing) that's sold everything but the kitchen sink.
with over fifty thousand dollars in sales, copy i've written has revolved around solid walnut furniture, artisanal ice cream, women's gym apparel, yet another protein powder, pseudo-psychedelic gummies, and pet portraits so your dog can look like an eighteenth-century french military general.
the items i just listed, the price tags have ranged from a stack of benjamins to a fistful of lincolns.
so, whatever you're selling - eleven times out of ten - i can easily write email copy that'll turn your very-important-peoples list into a money-printing machine.
care for a few emails? I can write them.
want a dozen emails that are frosted and sprinkled with beautiful design? that can be done.
anyway, if you've interest, kindly shoot me an email or browse around my portfolio linked in the header.
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Angelic and free-spirited, she supports me like columns in a cathedral. Sharing nothing but warm kindnesses, her presence fills me with light, guiding my purpose and zeal.
Because of her, posing as my muse, like a marble statue, I paint this poem. And on this canvas, I exchange vows with shapes and colors, splatters and brushstrokes.
Because of women like her, poets and musicians and artists and painters exist.
Because there’s something about her—everything about her—